CR Dunbar's Olympic Sized Bits and Pieces

• Can't go skiing because it's snowing. I've been doing it wrong all these years.
• The prominence of primetime figure skating in the Olympics reminds me of the Conan/Leno fight. The Baby Boomer generation will never move out of the way.
• Nobunari Oda is the 17th descendant of Nobunaga Oda, a famous Japanese warlord. He honors his grandfather's warlord spirit with this outfit.

• NBC is drawing the line at sending Lindsey Jacobellis to the Fail Blog.
• Male athletes should stay away from slipping into the female biathlon hut when the Olympic Villiage inevitably becomes the lust village. You don't need a roid raged woman with impeccable endurance and mad sniper skills coming for you after a one night stand.

They already made Sirli Hanni from Estonia take a mug shot

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