Reader PRing points out, that the Washington Post has joined the likes of Fox Sports & The Trentonian with their clever, derriere-related headline today:
A few of the first paragraphs are priceless:
At the invitation of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, the Rocket, a seven-time Cy Young winner, had come to Washington to testify about his role in baseball's steroids scandal. And lawmakers hit him where the sun doesn't shine.This one is a double-doosey.
"Just for the record, as I understand it, there was an injury on Mr. Clemens's buttocks," said Chairman Henry Waxman (D-Calif.), and "the injury was related to an injection."
Rep. Stephen Lynch (D-Mass.) wanted to know more about "the palpable mass on his buttocks."
Rep. Tom Davis (R-Va.), recalling that Clemens suffered "soreness," asked the witness: "Do you recall any bleeding through your pants in 2001?"
Note the picture's caption: "Several House Republicans on the panel, such as Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-N.C.), didn't appear to think Roger Clemens was a bum."