Charles Darwin Bracket: Midwest
Charles Darwin Bracket: West
Charles Darwin Bracket: South
(2)Volunteers over (15) American Eagle
The do-gooders overcome the sassy outfitter.
(3) Cardinals over (14) Broncos
I realize Broncos are the bigger animal but I see a cardinal being annoying enough to fly around and wear the big guy out. I am calling Cardinals in a Darwin upset.
(6) Sooners over (11) Hawks
The hawks will be fiesty but the Sooners live off milk of the land. And all it's creatures.
(4) Cougars over (13) Eagles
Birds don't stand a chance. Especially young birds with a good job and nice cars. F*ck Da Eagles.
Human vs. Human. This is anyone's ball game. But don't screw with the Irish on the week of St. Pat's. They are working on a weeklong hangover and no sleep.
(9) Razorbacks over (8) Hoosiers
Coach stays. I play. He goes, I go. Doesn't matter, those Hogs are nasty.
(1) Tarheels over either (16) The Mount or another f'n Eagle.
(9) Razorbacks over (1) Tarheels
The goat ain't got a chance.
(4) Cougars over (5) Fightin Irish
A wild animal against a liquored up hooligan. I'll take the wild animal.
(6) Sooners over (3) Cardinals
Another bird opponent? Come on.
(7) Jaguars over (2) Volunteers
Let this be a lesson about Volunteering for anything. Jaguars.
(7) Jaguars over (6) Sooners
It was a good run for the humans but all those bird fights made them soft.
(4) Cougars over (9) Razorbacks
This would be a hell of a slobberknocker but I think the Cougars pull it out. Razor probably stumbles around tanked worried about his libido.
(4) Cougars over (7) Jaguars
This is a toss up, considering both beasts would put up a hell of a fight. So let's think of this logically. Cougars usually drive Jaguars, so I'll take the Cougars...your Eastern regional champion.