Monday, March 31, 2008

Crime Dog: Jeter is no Tom Emanski

"I knew Tom Emanski, Tom Emanski was a friend of mine, and you Derek Jeter, are no Tom Emanski."

I don't see how this is any different then the rubber-tube/duct tape concoction called a "Bat Attack" allegedly invented by my high school coach. Except for the fact that Jeter is encouraging you to swing a baseball bat in the house. While you are at it, Captain, why don't you encourage kids to set their couches on fire?

1 comment:

Chris Illuminati said...

I used to have the Reggie Jackson batting practice machine. It was basically a see-saw for wiffle balls. Put a ball on one end, step on the other, ball is catapulted into the air and WHACK...

Ok, whiff, more like whiff.

Occasionally, whack.