MLB/Authorities Leak Short List of Suspected A-Rod "Cousin"

A source within Major League Baseball has revealed to HHR (and was verified by a source within the US Congress) that one of the following people are most likely to be Alex Rodriguez's "cousin" who helped inject the MVP slugger with "boli" found on the streets of the Dominican Republic.

Jose Canseco


Brain McNamee


Jo from The Facts of Life


Buddy Lembeck


Dean Cain


Booker T


AC Slater


The Late James Brown

However, word is that federal investigators (as well as Selena Roberts) have headed to the Dominican Republic on a wild goose chase for this mystery man - who authorities are saying goes by the street name "Dalex Dodriguez."

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