Wednesday, February 18, 2009

MLB/Authorities Leak Short List of Suspected A-Rod "Cousin"

A source within Major League Baseball has revealed to HHR (and was verified by a source within the US Congress) that one of the following people are most likely to be Alex Rodriguez's "cousin" who helped inject the MVP slugger with "boli" found on the streets of the Dominican Republic.

Jose Canseco

Brain McNamee

Jo from The Facts of Life

Buddy Lembeck

Dean Cain

Booker T

AC Slater

The Late James Brown

However, word is that federal investigators (as well as Selena Roberts) have headed to the Dominican Republic on a wild goose chase for this mystery man - who authorities are saying goes by the street name "Dalex Dodriguez."

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