Showing posts with label The Rock. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Rock. Show all posts

Monday, October 13, 2008

Smelling What Barack is Cooking: Do You Like Pie?

It has been often noted that Sen. Obama's oratory eloquence and swagger greatly resemble that of a certain People's Champion.

Recently at a campaign rally in Philly, BaRock did little to quell those comparisons, as the People's Candidate went on-and-on about (presumably the "People's") pie.



Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Diary of an Ex-HS Softball Player, Entry 3

Entry 3:"The 5-Second Rule?"

While at lunch yesterday, two more classic Dorris Murphy stories were born. First, a girl I work with came to the table with her lunch (D.M. was almost done with hers - hoagie, pickle, chips, diet coke??). The girl spilled her fries all over the table. D.M. loudly invokes the "5 second rule" and grabs a handful of her fries off of the table.

And second, another employee brought in leftover pies from a family function this past weekend. While reading out the names of the pies...apple, coconut custard, mintz meat, and lemon meringue, D.M. rejoices saying, "Oooh lemon meringue!"

Trying to hold in my laughter and the apple in my mouth, I shoot apple bits all over the mighty D.M. thwarting her bid for the pie, yet she was later seen with an empty plate and fork at her desk.



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Entry 4