A Randy Johnson First

The new MLB 2K9 commercial is a major milestone in the storied career of future Hall of Famer Randy Johnson, in that for the first time in his life, the Big Unit isn't the ugliest guy in the locker room.

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Lincecum Honored; Big Unit to Appeal

Without pitching a meaningful inning all season, San Fran ace Tim Lincecum was honored today as the ugliest ever winner of the National League Cy Young Award, narrowly edging Randy Johnson with Orel Hershiser coming in a distant third. Johnson is expected to file a formal complaint.