Knobs and Knockers

While wandering around lovely Lahaska, PA around the holidays, I snapped a picture of this fantastically awesome sign.

After waiting a month for an opportunity to unveil it, today presents a problem.

Which Knobs and Knockers are most appropriate as divisional weekend kicks off and Chuck comes out of the woodwork?

I'll throw it to you, the readers:

Knobs with their decorative hardware.

Stupid, bloggers! Look at these!

Look at him!

Any doubts?

Didn't think so.