I will preface this with the admission that I did not succeed on most fronts. Partially due to the fact that I didn't try and replace my bloodstream with scotch, but also because I relied on the people there being a bit rambunctious with all the free booze and stingy appetizers. That was a poor assumption on my part. I don't want to say the folks there were bland - I met some real interesting people actually (question: are Jets fans people?), but as a whole I'd put the energy in the room somewhere between watching paint dry and watching hockey (which are basically the same thing).
So with that in mind, here's what I've got for you.
Picture of the hottest woman there: COMPLETE
Photo of the bartender pouring a shot of Hennessy, neat. COMPLETE
Photo of the bartender pouring a shot of Hennessy, neat. COMPLETE
Inappropriate Business Attire: COMPLETE


That's how committed I am to representing your wishes.
Bunch of people flipping the bird: COMPLETE

I think it's an advertising thing.
Visibly Drunk Person: COMPLETE
I think he was crying softly
Hipster: COMPLETE
Hipster: COMPLETE

I would like to once again thank the good folks at YardBarker, who never fail to make me laugh or purchase me alcohol. And that's just their sales people. Can you imagine what kind of trouble and destruction their website folks must be capable of? I can. And I know it would at the very least involve sedated farm animals, a 1988 yellow pages, the insides of several dozen glowsticks, and an angry, vengeful clown with little to lose.
2 comments:
Fabulous. Gotta love Henny!
Next time one of these things goes down in Boston I have got to make an appearance.
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