I find the prop bets being offered at Bookmaker.com down right hysterical.
Among them, a few pokes at the recently split "Tessica":
Which Celebrity Will Tony Romo Date This Season?
Natalie Gulbis +500
Malia Jones +450
Olivia Munn +500
Amy Adams +350
Kristen Bell +500
Megan Fox +350
Emmanuelle Chriqui +450
Which NFL Player will Jessica Simpson Date Next?
Tony Gonzalez | Kansas City Chiefs +350
Jason Taylor | Washington Redskins +350
Will Demps | Houston Texans +500
Matt Forte | Chicago Bears +500
Wes Welker | New England Patriots +300
Kerry Rhodes | New York Jets +300
Matt Leinart | Arizona Cardinals +300
Tom Brady | New England Patriots +800