What Was the Most Amazing Part About Last Night's Phillies-Sox Game?

A. That Bartolo Colon might still have a posse after getting lit up so badly.

B. That Howard and Burrell each tripled in the same game (as The Fightins' Meech points out "Howard has a stolen base and a triple in back-to-back games. Davey Lopes must be doing something right").

C. That this lady hasn't learned her lesson to listen to her husband.

Misleading Headline: It's Tearing the Ass Out of Me

Fresh off his bachelor party in AC, Mr. Met sent us along this little doozie from Boston.com's Red Sox page:

Separated at Birth: Bartolo Colon Has a Posse

'Duk at Big League Stew pointed out: You know what? Bartolo Colon doesn't look that bad.

That is...if you are 7'4" from Grenoble, France.

I think it's safe to note that Bartolo Colon has a posse...

You know you want this on a t-shirt.

How's Your Hole?

Boston.com doesn't mess around with headlines and the Saux don't mess around with tender keisters.

Sox don't confirm a deal on fragile Colon

"It's tearing the ass out of me."