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Misleading Headline: He Promised Her He Would

Heartbreak for China as Liu pulls out

Heartbreaking as it is, even star athletes must adhere to the country's strict limitation on the number of children a couple is permitted to have. He just so happened to hear that this was the most effective form of contraception besides "anal."

Misleading headline: 'Lady of the night' wins 100m?

Hooker makes 100-meter history at U.S. track and field Olympic trials

All those years of running from the police in heels finally paid off.

Misleading Headline: Mets like it rough?

Here is a new way to get a motivated for a big series. Self-mutilation.

Mets rough up Wang, sweep series vs. Yankees

1) Wang jokes never get old.
2) I think MSM has given up trying to get around sexual innuendo in headlines. Either that or the Editors are 80 year-olds and clueless. (Come to think of it, I'll guess the latter.)

Misleading Headline: Brewers Lock Up Head Case

"Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?"

Brewers lock up Braun through 2015 with $45 million deal

Misleading Headline: Golden Boy vs. The Publisher

Oscar De La Hoya says not looking past Steve Forbes

Thanks to on205th carny Doug E. Fresh for the tip.

Misleading Headline: Russell Crowe Speaks up for Millions of Baseball Fans

TMZ: Crowe to Pap -- Stop Being an Ass!

Thank you for saying the things that needed to be said.

Misleading Headline: It's Tearing the Ass Out of Me

Fresh off his bachelor party in AC, Mr. Met sent us along this little doozie from Boston.com's Red Sox page:

Misleading Headlines: Dogs are good, Mmkkk

Mackey Wins Iditarod

Misleading Headline?

NYP: Satan on Trade Radar


If he wants to invoke a no-trade clause, word to the wise, by all means let him.

Misleading Headlines: New 'Do

Sixers coach Cheeks gets extension

And might we say, it looks faaaaaabulous!

Misleading Headlines: Sail On Kentucky?

Commodores rout Kentucky in historic fashion



They had them on the ropes with 'Easy' but once the horns sounded for 'Brickhouse', this fight was over.

Misleading Headline: Super, Thanks For Asking

ESPN: Gay turns to YouTube for All-Star dunk inspiration

Misleading Headline: Haveeee Mercy

AP: Habs' O'Byrne, Kostopoulos arrested

Misleading Headline: Yankees Pride

Say it loud!

AP: Clemens again pressing flesh on Capitol Hill

You can evade taxes, Jeter, but you can't get away from the Rocket!

(Not that there's anything wrong with that)

Misleading Headline: We Sell Out

GM unveils FlexFuel Chevy HHR

Let's face it. Everybody's got a price.

Misleading Headline: Hrby & the Rat Are Back

...and this time they brought Morris with them.

Fox News: Jennifer Lopez's Father Says She's Expecting Twins

Misleading Headline: Super Tuesday

On the heels of what was as close to a national primary as the country has ever seen, the Brewers appear to have come to terms with the Rangers' die-hard to compete for a spot in their rotation.

Brewers sign right-hander Bush to one-year contract

Misleading Headline: We've uncovered another Mottram?

Lagat outruns Mottram in year's fastest mile
I was all set to make a Mottram Brothers/Australia/Dingo joke (it was classic, I am giggling right now) and then I click the pictures for the race.



Seriously, is this guy related? He's gotta be the third brother? Does anyone else see the resemblence? Probably has a huge rugby blog in Australia?

Then I click the second pic and realized he MUST be....isn't that Chris stalking in the background?

Misleading Headline: Team Chef Finally Recognized for Contributions to Team

Courtesy of Assassin Avenue:

UCLA Sees Game Plan for Success in Chow
--headline, Los Angeles Times, Jan. 22

Meanwhile, Charlie Weis sees Mother Theresa in his Cinnabuns and Jesus in his pirogi.