Separated at Birth: All the Kings Horses...

Saw Puss N Boots today. Papelbon was magnificent as Humpty Dumpty.

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Paps is a Ginker

Reader Jeff the Greek passes along this picture of Red Sox Closer Johnny Papelbon getting his Jersey on...


Opps. Wrong picture. I meant this one...

Just remember, Johnny. To pull this look off...

You gotta be smilin'. You gotta be dancin'. You gotta be shakin' dat aaaaaaasssss!!!

Misleading Headline: Russell Crowe Speaks up for Millions of Baseball Fans

TMZ: Crowe to Pap -- Stop Being an Ass!

Thank you for saying the things that needed to be said.

El Professero Reyeso No Approve-o

'Duk at Y!'s Big League Stew shows us video that proves "Jonathan Papelbon does not speak Spanish very well."



What is painfully obvious as Paps smears the language is that he never attended the Jose Reyes Spanish Academy.

Misleading Headline: Paps Smeared Spears?

Photo: MLB.com

Star Magazine: Britney: Flirting With Disaster! See Pics Of Brit & The Pap!

Damn misleading headlines.

Paps Smeared a Piece of Sawx History

I've been waiting a year to work a Paps/Smear joke into a post. I thank Paps for giving me the opportunity. (Someone at the Trentonian needs to hire me).

The dog ate it? Closer's canine reportedly chews on history

Separated at Birth: Oh the Wackiness

Papelbon headlines Sox parade
By Associated Press

Jonathan Papelbon will take his wacky Irish jig on the road Tuesday when the Boston Red Sox hold their World Series victory parade.



Oh those wacky Irish dancers.