Kayfabian Messiah: Your team won & you’re not happy?

Throughout the season we will feature the ramblings of unapologetic Bears fan (and Cutler/Lovie hater) the Kayfabian Messiah. For more KM, you can check out his recently launched "Thoughts from the Inner Walls."

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I guess some fans are delusional at times. When a team comes off a 9-7 season, is anticipated to do far better but ends up on a pace for 6-10; there’s hardly anything to be happy about! Also with all due respect to certain reporters & dozens of annoying mouthpieces who do not watch Bears games in whole each & every week, how are you qualified to make criticisms of good & bad? It’s a lot to pay attention to every missed tackle, screwed up assignment & miscue to the point where you can call an interception or predict an opposing team to go down field on a given play that can’t be summed up by simply watching a 5 second highlight!

When you see a head coach for THREE YEARS continue to use these same failed plays with the defense & it gets to the point where you can predict how badly the team is going to fail, there’s no a lot to be happy about! Everyone in the media likes to point fingers to everyone but the obvious. Most journalists like to use the Babe Ruth method for Jay Cutler of kissing his ass & putting the blame elsewhere. Perhaps this is why he has this ego since the dimwitted tools on the Bears’ coaching staff do the same. When you are a coach, you do not treat a player like royalty & kiss his ass as if you were the president of their fan club!

Brian Urlacher, who is the widely the most respected player on the Bears right now, spoke out against the errors of having Cutler over Orton & how Lovie & his crew of morons has lost the identity of the team in the process of picking him up. The Bears have always been a running team offensively. That is their identity. You don’t see the Vikings stop going to Adrian Peterson with the addition of Brett Favre’s arm. They utilize both talents like any common sense coaching crew would do. One that doesn’t shouldn’t even be coaching at the pee wee level!


Also in response to morons in the media, Urlacher HAS EVERY RIGHT TO COMMENT! He is the team captain! And he is not the type of person to publicly call this team out ever! Urlacher is a class act! So when he makes comments such as this; you shut up & listen! He had to make the comments because the extremely lackluster joke of a disciplinary machine the Bears call a coaching staff won’t do that! They don’t do anything! The Bears did win a game yesterday & Lovie looked like he didn’t have a clue what the hell was going on! I’m sure that’s a familiar feeling in his daily life!

I see so many teams with problems but they have coaches that actually fix them! Whether you bench a top player to get the team fired up or the bench a player that plays awful for one who plays better; it all works out for the best. But the latter is that ‘common sense’ thing which is above Lovie Smith’s head. The #1 rule with that one is with his idol, Charles Tillman. Any other coach would have cut Tillman by now! This guy for the most part over the last three years has far & away become the worst CB in the NFL! Sadly, the Bears drafted a quicker far better CB in DJ Moore! The genius Lovie has let him play zero times in regular season! Another brilliant move by this crack (er crap) staff!

So, until this disgrace to the legacy of George S. Halas Sr. is fired along with his deplorable coaching staff, things will never change! They had far less talent in past years & won because they were coached far better during previous head coaches’ stints. Without leadership, discipline, direction & accountability things will continue to be awful.

This BS about the WRs & other stuff is fodder from people who watch 5 seconds of Bears highlights a week. Sure Cutler is to blame somewhat & there are problems on both sides of the field, but 95% of the problems all point to the coaching staff! Once the right staff is brought in, things will improve & many franchises have proven that theory correct for years!

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Kayfabian Messiah: Time For Change In Chicago

As a new feature to HHR, we will feature the ramblings of unapologetic Bears fan (and Cutler/Lovie hater) the Kayfabian Messiah. For more KM, you can check out his recently launched "Thoughts from the Inner Walls."

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The time is now for change in Chicago. For the last 3 years, Lovie Smith (aka Mr. Rogers) has done nothing but denigrate a team with more talent than Dick Jauron’s 2001 #2 seed Chicago Bears. There’s nothing wrong with the WRs. People who say that are on the useless Jay Cutler bandwagon. He’s an average quarterback with a gigantic ego. Here you have a team that is built on running with a RB who ran over 1500 yards last year. Cutler convinces terrible Offensive Coordinator Ron Turner to pass it more.

Now, when you have talent at RB; why not use it? Turner has successfully destroyed & turned this team into a one dimensional team. All this BS about Devin Hester is just that. He is doing the best he can with a QB who constantly overthrows & under throws. Randy Moss & Larry Fitzgerald couldn’t catch most of the crappy passes that Cutler throws. There is talent with Cutler but it can only harnessed by a legit coaching staff with DISCIPLINE! Ned Flanders is more of a strict disciplinarian than Lovie Smith.

The lack of leadership is the true problem. When you have no accountability for doing bad things & acting like a whiny douche like Jay Cutler; what’s to make him stop this behavior? Where’s the accountability of being punished for continuously playing terribly? No where! At least in Carolina there is pressure on Delhomme to perform well or be benched as it should be anywhere. You are paid a lot of money to play as a starting QB! This isn’t little league where everyone gets a chance!

Basically, it all dwindles down to the message sent from the top. Shanahan would not take any crap from head cases like Shannon Sharpe, Brandon Marshall or Cutler. And they respected him. How the hell can anyone respect Lovie? He doesn’t do anything! Tommie Harris gets ejected & there are no consequences for his actions! He also as coach & Defensive Coordinator doesn’t change failed plays & continues to executive them despite the constant failure. Everything he does (or doesn’t do for that matter) is the definition of world’s worst leader.

Obviously, fine, Jay Cutler is a selfish tool but it’s the coach’s job to punish a player to put him in line to be a team player. There are plenty of hot headed arrogant QBs but when push comes to shove; they are all team players. Cutler is truly the first in years to behave this way & obviously it has everything to do with the fact that he can get away with it. Lovie kisses this kid’s ass & is more of his cheerleader! He doesn’t even care when he performs badly.


When have they worked with Cutler (if ever) after a bad game? This week with Minnesota you could tell Lovie didn’t even bother to prepare his team at all! Then you have Lovie’s other ‘boyfriend’ Charles Tillman. For the most part over the last 3 years, Tillman has proven himself to be the worst CB in the entire NFL. Nobody is slower in coverage against WRs, trips over his own feet more, always runs the opposite way of the WR & consistently performs worse than Tillman! But Lovie won’t bench him!

In fact they drafted a CB who proved to be faster & better at running routes! Does Lovie use him at all? NO! Then you have Corey Graham who is a better CB than Bowman & Vasher & Lovie plays him out of position. The terrible secondary issues are what caused the multiple blown leads last year. That’s why it made no sense in trading for a QB. That was not the problem last year; it was the defense.

Lovie’s solution is don’t fix the problem but attempt to improve something that wasn’t the problem to begin with & give up draft picks for 2 years! One idiotic decision after another & an execution of the worst leadership ever has led up to this season which is a probable 6-10 finish. It’s all on Lovie Smith!

It’s not a coincidence that the Bears haven’t made the playoffs since Ron Rivera was let go & that the Chargers have not been winless in the playoffs since getting him. The worst thing the NFL ever did was giving that moron (Lovie Smith) coach of the year. They should give it to coordinators who carry the team. The Bears won in spite of a coach who was obsessed with starting the worst QB ever. There were games when the defense did all the scoring. As a matter of fact between the special teams with Hester’s brilliant rookie year & the takeaways by the defense it was all done on the other side.

Lovie (like now) ran a crappy team & Rivera carried his ass! Lovie wanted to prove he could run the defense. What he has proven since 2007 is that he flat out sucks! I swear the day he’s fired will be as happy as the day the Bears won the NFC Title for me. He is a disgrace to the Halas legacy & it’s an insult that he still holds that job urinating on it! The time is now to fire the Bears worst coach ever & sign a legit head coach & not another hack coordinator!

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Jay Cutler to Give Disgruntled Brian Dawkins Free Tickets

Brian Dawkins signed with Broncos thinking the team was making a concerted effort to compete. His addition sured up a lackluster defense that would compliment a young, explosive offense. A few weeks later and they've traded their franchise quarterback and are preparing for a mini-camp QB battle between....wait for it....Kyle Orton and Chris Simms. Not exactly what the future HOFer signed on for in his last few seasons.

He is pissed. So he took his complaint to where any disgruntled employee would...Facebook.

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Cutler Has Diabeetus

From SportsbyBrooks:

KCNC-TV reports that the Broncos QB revealed that he’s been diagnosed with Type 1 of the disease. Cutler learned of his medical condition two weeks ago & announced it to the media Thursday evening. Now Jay must undergo daily insulin shots & be extra-careful with his diet.

We will certainly be praying for him, as will Wilford Brimley.

Jay Cutler has a list of favorite people

Jay Cutler has had it with Brandon Marshall. That 'kid' has been nothing but trouble recently.

"Yeah, he's not my favorite person right now," Cutler said. "I mean, I support him, but it's always something with him right now."

Luckily, we found Jay Cutler's list of favorite people tucked into his Trapper Keeper, right between his favorite plays: the INT and the SACK.