Showing posts with label Jesse Ventura. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesse Ventura. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Jesse "Ben Franklin" Ventura Slaps Around Liz Hasselbeck


Actually, he's looking less like Franklin now, and more like Stan Zbornak. Must be the Boca blazer.




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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Jesse the Body Impersonates Ben Franklin, Keith Olbermann


Jesse Ventura: I would prosecute every person who was involved in that torture. I would prosecute the people that did it, I would prosecute the people that ordered it, because torture is against the law."

Larry King: You were a Navy S.E.A.L.

Jesse Ventura: Yes, and I was waterboarded [in training] so I know... It is torture...I'll put it to you this way: You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.




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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Minnesotans Have a One Track Mind

Norm Coleman is the Republican incumbent running in the highly-targeted Minnesota Senate race that pits him against unfunny comedian Al Franken and that rumors circulated would include Jesse Ventura.

Apparently, he knows his constituency.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

The Body to Take on Stewart Smalley for US Senate?

Photo: canoe.ca

Jesse "The Body" Ventura hints that he's getting back into politics.

This morning ABC News' Political Punch reports that "In an interview with NPR's David Welna that ran today former Gov. Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Ind-Minn., sounds like he may run for Senate, challenging incumbent Sen. Norm Coleman, R-Minn., whom Ventura defeated for governor in 1998, as well as Democratic nominee and former Saturday Night Live humorist Al Franken."

NPR story and audio available here.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Jesse Ventura Hates America

Former Navy Seal, Minnesota Governor and wrestling personality Jesse "The Body" Ventura, kicks off his presidential campaign by going on a conspiracy-laden 9/11 rant on the Opie and Anthony Show. 'Lil Jim Norton is not impressed.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Ladies and Gentleman...the Next President of the United States

Obama, Clinton, McCain?

Weak.

How about this guy?

As reported in the New Hampshire's Examiner, in his forthcoming book Don't Start the Revolution Without Me! due out April 1, former wrestler and Minnesota governor Jesse "The Body" Ventura writes, "As I begin to write this book, I’m facing probably the most monumental decision of my 56 years on this planet. Will I run for president of the United States, as an independent, in 2008? Or will I stay as far away from the fray as possible, in a place with no electricity, on a remote beach in Mexico?"

Obviously this venture would require obscene amount of financial backing. So who better to bank roll the campaign then Vincent K. McMahon who pledged to back Ventura's campaign "100 percent, with everything I’ve got."