Mediocre Linebacker to Intern at Chick Mag

Following the in the footsteps of Sean "Creamy Thighs" Avery, Eagles middle linebacker Stewart "Angel Eyes" Bradley will be shedding his "manly" image to intern at a women's fashion mag.

From WWDMedia.com:

As for the linebacker, meet Stewart Bradley, Elle’s newest intern. The Philadelphia Eagle started Tuesday in the fashion department and seemed at home among the stylish set, quickly rattling off the credits for his ensemble (PRPS jeans, Diesel shirt and PF Flyers kicks). But don’t assume he’s following in former New York Ranger/Vogue intern Sean Avery’s footsteps — even if one of his co-workers accidentally called him Sean. “I’m much nicer than Sean,” Bradley said.

Obviously, these publications are not learning from their mistakes. Shortly after Avery's internship, Vogue's parent company Conde Nast went on to make deep company-wide cuts. Coincidence?

If the "Avery Factor" holds true, look for "Stewart Bradley is gay" rumors to surface soon, for him to call out and belittle former love interests, and for the Eagles to release Bradley. One can only hope.

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Sean Avery Still Trying to Put Rumors to Rest

On Monday, Puck Daddy linked the interview with Steve Avery on "The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos", where among other topics, the Dallas Star addressed his seemingly questionable sexuality.

If anyone caught his conversation with Rachel Nichols on Sports Center this morning, they'd again see him pleading his case, noting:

YES. He used to steal his babysitter's dolls and play dress up with them.

NO. He is not gay.

Got that?

If you didn't, he again cites his beards as evidence. Because gay guys never hang with hot broads. End of story.

Now, if you don't mind, please let him get back to doing what he does best - looking like K-Feds and showing off his creamy calves.

Sean Avery's Creamy Calves

A few weeks back, Fat Willard posted an article noting: "When the hockey star Sean Avery took an internship at Vogue earlier this summer, the work uniform that the fashion-besotted left wing chose included a shorts suit that showcased his athletic calves."

Many HHR readers were disappointed that the accompanying picture to the post was not, in fact, of Avery in shorts. Well, patience is a virtue, my friends. When readers demand, HHR delivers.

Courtesy of Men's Vogue (via Fat Willard camping out under his desk all summer), here is Avery dressed as if he were an extra in Mary Poppins...

Sean Avery has creamy calves

So I am bored turdless at work and I am checking out Illuminati's blog over at phillyBurbs. He did an article today about men wearing shorts to the office. The article and picture is all kinds of wrong but something interesting popped out of the original NY Times piece.

When the hockey star Sean Avery took an internship at Vogue earlier this summer, the work uniform that the fashion-besotted left wing chose included a shorts suit that showcased his athletic calves.

So, Avery not only plays professional hockey but bags models and actresses, works with tons of hot women in the offseason, is a guest editor at Men's Vogue, gets his own hockey rule named after him AND can get away with wearing boy shorts.

I think I feel the incipience of a slight man crush.

Wait, I just pictured you in those shorts.

Let's make it official.