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When doing a blog like this, there are always reasons to Google odd names, combinations of words and phrases, etc. The site that tracks how readers find us generates a list of the words and phrases other people use. Some of them make sense. For example:

Harold Reynolds given raw deal
Harold Reynolds and Wife Photos
Harold Reynolds FOX

All of those are harmless. Unless that person is actually referring to Harold as a fox, then it might be odd. But you can understand how typing those words would lead someone to us.

The next few are interesting search requests but the results from our site do make sense.

You know how we feel mascots- That was an actual post.

Will Demps pictures- I am hoping it's a female crowd that's looking for these but it will lead them here.

Shane Victorino girlfriend- While I don't agree with it, I understand it. And I hope it's a female. Our hail to the Victor-ino.

But some of the searches are downright baffling. Here are our favorites from the past week.

Say d- what does this mean? Where they looking for sexy 80's singer Sadie? Sadie Hawkins? We will never know. But it led them to click on this.

Danka Shane- You're Welcome?

"ed hochuli" "brett favre"- Pipes and the Gunslinger.

Skinny now I am fat- I am not sure the result this person was looking for, but I am sure this shot at the people in gym was not it.

Here's a guy who – Is looking for more Frank TV

Diandra Asbaty bikini- a professional women’s bowler in a bikini. You kinky devil. Here is the disappointing search result.

But the hands-down funniest request had to be this:

The cranky sandwich man on the jerry +steinfeld show- Wow. Where do I begin. The cranky sandwich man I assume is the Soup Nazi. And I thought only my father called him Jerry Steinfeld. And the + sign I am hoping was a slip of the finger. Unless there was a cranky sandwich guy on Big Brother Jake. Then I am really at a loss. The search led them here.

I am keeping my eye on the searches. And you nut jobs.

-posted by Fat Willard