Victoria's Secret Doesn't Know Sexy, HHR Does

My friend called me this morning quite pissed off after hearing who Victoria's Secret put on there "What is Sexy?" list for 2008.

The retailer chose winners for a bunch of categories.... but the category that pissed off my friend was "Sexiest Male Athlete" being given to HHR's favorite whipping boy, Tony Romo.

I work with mostly women, and sometimes (ok, pretty much everyday) lunch conversation turns to gossip, which turns to the latest tales of Britney, Jessica, Paris, Nicole, etc. We all agree that Tony Romo isn't all that hot, for our tastes at least, and is somewhat overrated in the looks dept.

There are SO many other athletes that could have been chosen for the title, two that came to our minds as we discussed this on the phone this morning (yes, she called me at 8:30 to rant about this) were Tom Brady and David Beckham. And while they usually draw the most attention, its because, well, they are very good looking fellas with bangin bods (Ren - you know I love you.)

The list could seriously go on and on... especially considering personal tastes (I've always liked Matt Hasslebeck for some reason, and my Phillies BF Chase Utley), but I just want Victoria's Secret to admit that their choices had more to do with "who's popular" that who's really sexy.

Just some other "what the hell were they thinking" picks:

• Sexiest Mom: Victoria Beckham (Though after giving birth to Ren's spawn, I wouldn't mind dropping the weight like she did, but her body isn't human, so that is prob why it won't happen for me)
  
• Sexiest Funnyman: Dane Cook (though, I do prefer the more cleaned-up version he's been flaunting these days)
  
• Sexiest Couple: Fergie and Josh Duhamel (ok, he's hot, but she's scary... how about Tom and Gisele.... now she is hot)
  
• Sexiest Smile: Ryan Seacrest (hmmm, not too much to comment here)

However, in honor of this list, we at HHR would like to offer an appendix with some additional categories:

• Sexiest NFL ref: Ren's boy Ed Hochuli
  
• Sexiest Announcer: Kenny Albert
  
• Sexiest Internet-Sports-Search: Will Demps
  
• Sexiest Mascot: Phillie Phanatic
  
• Sexiest DWTS Contestant: Wayne Newton

One last note from the 200 Level

Ever see Hochuli on a jumbo tron?

When he couldn't get the time right we tried to get a "STEROID" chant started - only to see him 100 feet tall on the screen and cower in intimidation.

How do you hug us?

When doing a blog like this, there are always reasons to Google odd names, combinations of words and phrases, etc. The site that tracks how readers find us generates a list of the words and phrases other people use. Some of them make sense. For example:

Harold Reynolds given raw deal
Harold Reynolds and Wife Photos
Harold Reynolds FOX

All of those are harmless. Unless that person is actually referring to Harold as a fox, then it might be odd. But you can understand how typing those words would lead someone to us.

The next few are interesting search requests but the results from our site do make sense.

You know how we feel mascots- That was an actual post.

Will Demps pictures- I am hoping it's a female crowd that's looking for these but it will lead them here.

Shane Victorino girlfriend- While I don't agree with it, I understand it. And I hope it's a female. Our hail to the Victor-ino.

But some of the searches are downright baffling. Here are our favorites from the past week.

Say d- what does this mean? Where they looking for sexy 80's singer Sadie? Sadie Hawkins? We will never know. But it led them to click on this.

Danka Shane- You're Welcome?

"ed hochuli" "brett favre"- Pipes and the Gunslinger.

Skinny now I am fat- I am not sure the result this person was looking for, but I am sure this shot at the people in gym was not it.

Here's a guy who – Is looking for more Frank TV

Diandra Asbaty bikini- a professional women’s bowler in a bikini. You kinky devil. Here is the disappointing search result.

But the hands-down funniest request had to be this:

The cranky sandwich man on the jerry +steinfeld show- Wow. Where do I begin. The cranky sandwich man I assume is the Soup Nazi. And I thought only my father called him Jerry Steinfeld. And the + sign I am hoping was a slip of the finger. Unless there was a cranky sandwich guy on Big Brother Jake. Then I am really at a loss. The search led them here.

I am keeping my eye on the searches. And you nut jobs.

-posted by Fat Willard

Pipes

Ed Hoculi suspended 5 games for HGH use.