Showing posts with label New York Jets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New York Jets. Show all posts

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Fantasy "Expert" Brandon Funston Must Know He's Full of Poop

The term fantasy expert is a plain old farce. Yet, some people can honestly believe they have an inkling more knowledge than the casual fan because they can read stats better or quicker or more in depth or something.

And those people can keep a straight face when others refer to them with such an elaborate title and hand them a check. That's really what sets fantasy experts apart - the ability to not laugh at the naïveté of the public and their bosses.

Take Brandon Funston for example. Just this week he advised Yahoo players to not just sit Plax Burress, but to drop him altogether after his paltry start. If that's not mailing in a segment, I don't know what is.


The former inmate (Plax not Fun) responded with a breakout game that included 3 TDs.

I can't wait to hear Fun lament next week about grabbing Plax off the waiver wires after he and Sanchize have turned a corner and become more familiar with one another. Likely he'll have to hold in his amusement of knowing how full of poop it all is.

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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Rex Ryan Wants to Get Busy or Die Tryin'

I think Rex Ryan is a total blowhard. Not gonna lie. I didn't like him very much. But then I stopped putting on airs and learned to laugh at him, if not with him.

Nice job by the Pepsi Max team asking about his much-mocked calf tat. Equally nice job by Ryan channeling his inner 50 Cent.



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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Becky from Rosanne Stars in Cleat Fetish Vid

Oh I love when Rex Ryan gets his chops busted, but even more so when it comes from a former child sitcom star.



More great acting from the artist formerly known as Becky Conner here.

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Sunday, January 23, 2011

Mark Brunell Gets Sanchized

Sanchez gets filthy with his octogenarian back-up, wiping his snots on Brunell. Just the kind of focus Rex wants in the Jets' Super Bowl.


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Sunday, November 14, 2010

Braylon Edwards Uses Austin Collie Technique

I pointed this out last week when Austin Collie got hurt - he clearly had his head down and was as much to blame for his little wooziness.

Now look at this shot of Edwards and Sheldon Brown.

Edwards is looking directly at the ground, while Brown has his facemask up.

Huge fines keep being levied against defenders but repeatedly, it's the receivers that are instigating illegal contact.

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Welcome Home, Braylon...You Drunkard.

Game on. 8:30 in the AM and the Braylon Edwards Welcome Wagon is in full affect.


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Friday, November 5, 2010

Keyshawn Johnson on USC's Future, NFL Coaches, Moss and Tackling Design


This morning we got a chance to talk briefly with the incomparable Keyshawn Johnson.

Always blunt, Johnson offered some quick opinions on some of the big personalities in the NFL and gave a prognostication on the future of his alma mater, USC:
"There is this huge dark cloud over the university; there's this big myth that we are finished and done, but that's not the case...Knowing the recruiting class that's coming in, two years from now they'll be right back in the national championship hunt."
He offers his thoughts on Rex Ryan, Bill Parcells ("Best coach I played for at the pro level. Demanding, much like Rex Ryan."), Jon Gruden ("Interesting character. He's grown since his last coaching job."), Brad Childress ("How can a guy get along with Brad Childress? It's almost impossible.)"

On the Randy Moss situation and what kind of influence he'll be in Tennessee with young guys like Kenny Britt:

"I've never known Randy Moss to be a negative influence on anyone. Things didn't work at Oakland, but they never do with anyone. I mean, Minnesota traded him to Oakland and Oakland traded him to New England and New England traded him to Minnesota again and now he's in Tennessee so...I have no real negative feelings toward Randy Moss or would say he's bad for a locker room or anything like that."

Check it out...



Keyshawn is in NYC promoting Captain Morgan's 1 Million Poses. For more information visit Facebook.com/CaptainMorganUSA.



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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

5 Minutes with Nick Mangold

HHR caught up this morning with Jets All-Pro Center Nick Mangold, who was spending his off-day hyping a joint promotion between MasterCard and Jet Blue Airlines.

If the Jets win Super Bowl XLV, JetBlue and MasterCard will refund select one-way and roundtrip flight purchases made online on Nov. 1 or 2, at jetblue.com by a cardholder in the metro New York area using a MasterCard for travel during the month of December.

With our five minutes with Mangold, we tried to hit a broad spectrum of topics including texts from his quarterbacks, his thoughts on Rex Ryan, his use of social media, and his feelings, as an Ohio native, on LeBron James' "Decision" and his on thoughts on team loyalty.



Visit jetblue.com/jets to learn more about how MasterCard and JetBlue can provide them with free airfare.

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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Sen. Michael Bennet (D-NYJ?)



Probably not the best move if you're from DENVER and trying to score votes in DENVER, because you want to represent DENVER, which is part of COLORADO and that team from DENVER is playing a team from NEW YORK...It could only mean one thing: you must be wishing for a massive injury to DENVER'S starting quarterback--well either that or John Elway is a Republican.

-Blue Pulaski, HHR's Senior Political Correspondent

B-b-b-bennet and the Jets
Denver Post, Allison Sherry, October 15, 2010

Republicans rebuked Michael Bennet late Friday for bringing in a New York Jets all-pro linebacker to phone bank for the Democratic senator — when the Jets are in town to play the Broncos — asking in a press release whether Bennet wants Broncos QB Kyle Orton to get hurt Sunday.

"There is no greater proof that Michael Bennet is grossly out-of-touch with his own constituents than the fact that he would rather abandon the Denver Broncos to suit up with Jets linebacker Jason Taylor this weekend," said Republican National Committee spokesman Bill Riggs.

"Michael Bennet seems to be totally oblivious to the values and loyalties of the people he hopes to represent. Colorado deserves a Senator who won’t turn their back on the Broncos when it’s politically expedient."

According to the New York Daily News, Taylor is a Democratic contributor and gave $10,000 to the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee in 2008.

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Ines Sainz Doesn't Get It...Or Does She?

Fox News just ran one of the best uncomfortable interviews ever. Watch with glee as anchor Jon Scott tries in vain to keep his eyes averted from the nearly fully exposed rack of Ines Sainz, the reporter who claims she was "harassed" in the New York Jets locker room over the weekend. Note the lack of straight faces at the end, also, this interview is best watched with the volume on mute...the sounds are just distracting.



Anyone else figuring out that this whole story is one giant practical joke/publicity stunt to get her onto the pages of Playboy (fingers crossed)? Dying of embarrassment indeed...

-HHR's Sr. Legal Analyst Blue Pulaski

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Monday, September 13, 2010

Separated at Birth: One's a Comedian and the Other's Ron White

They call one "Tater Salad" and the other uses it to lighten his coffee.

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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

God Himself Offers a Parable Just for Derrelle Revis

"For the kingdom of heaven is like an NFL owner who went out early in the morning to hire men to work on his gridiron. He agreed to pay them millions for the season and sent them into his stadium.

About the third hour he went out and saw others standing in the marketplace doing nothing. He told them, 'You also go and work in my football field, and I will pay you whatever is right.' So they went.

He went out again about the sixth hour and the ninth hour and did the same thing. About the eleventh hour he went out and found still others standing around. He asked them, 'Why have you been standing here all day long doing nothing?'

'Because no one has hired us,' they answered.

He said to them, 'You also go and work in my stadium.'

When evening came, the owner of the team said to his foreman, 'Call the workers and pay them their wages, beginning with the last ones hired and going on to the first.'

The workers who were hired about the eleventh hour came and each received millions. So when those came who were hired first, they expected to receive more. But each one of them also received millions. When they received it, they began to grumble against the owner. 'These men who were hired last worked only one hour,' they said, 'and you have made them equal to us who have borne the burden of the work and the heat of the day.'

But he answered one of them, 'Friend, I am not being unfair to you. Didn't you agree to work for millions? Take your pay and go. I want to give the man who was hired last the same as I gave you. Don't I have the right to do what I want with my own money? Or are you envious because I am generous?'"

Matthew 20:1-16 (New International Version)

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Friday, January 29, 2010

Telling it Like He Sees It: NY Gov. Paterson Criticizes Jets "Defensive Backcourt" on The View


The Guv to guest host Tim Hasselbeck, and I quote: "You switched jobs with your wife today. I was thinking that um if maybe some of the members of the Jets defensive backcourt switched wives with their Jets last Sunday, the Jets will be in the Superbowl right now."

Yes, switch wives with their Jets.

Update: It appears Hulu put the kaibosh on our embedding. You can see the clip here (Guv's comments at the 24:18 mark - which should be the start point once video loads).




Quite the cunning linguist.


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Friday, January 22, 2010

NJ.com Dives Into the Inevitable Sanchez-Namath "Stud" Comparison


From the site's New York Jets Fan Zone:

This comparison is inevitable, isn't it? Hall of Fame Jets quarterback of the 1960s and 70s, Joe Namath vs. hot-shot current Jets' QB Mark Sanchez. Namath won the Jets' only Super Bowl against the very team Sanchez is preparing to face on Sunday - the Colts - in a game tied with the 1998 AFC Championship game as the biggest Jets game since that Super Bowl III win in January 1969. So let's examine the records closely and determine who is the Ultimate Jets' Stud QB.

Criteria is as follows:
  • Pre-pro hype
  • Caught on tape
  • Eligible bachelor status
  • Sexy shoots
  • Talkin' the talk
  • Rookie year
  • Facial hair

You can read the post here.

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Jersey Pride: At Least We Still Have the Devils

After the Nets dropped the "New Jersey" from their away unis, prompting a NJ State Senator to propose legislation withholding funding to in-state teams who refuse to recognize the Garden State in their respective names (and threatening an "attitude readjustment), lawmakers "praised the New Jersey Devils for their state pride."

Said State Senator Joseph Vitale, "The New Jersey Devils are a class organization who have made our great state their home. And we share in the pride that the words ‘New Jersey' represents in their name."

Assembly Majority Conference Leader Joan Quigley, "I've got to hand it to the Devils for not only making New Jersey home, but doing it with pride as other teams have kicked New Jersey around, even as they benefited from support from New Jersey fans and taxpayers."

Vitale is also vocal about the large "NY" the New York Giants display on the side of their office building at New Jersey's Meadowlands, "It is my hope that the New Jersey Sports & Exposition Authority will feel that same level of pride and recognition that we all do by removing the ‘NY' logo from a building that real New Jerseyans have mostly paid for."

Photo: PolitickerNJ.com


Meanwhile, Governor Jon Corzine Assemblyman Michael Doherty could evidently care less about regulating such nonsense.

Corzine: "It would be an overreaction for us to demand that they put the logos on their jerseys. Would there be an advertising value for us if they put 'New Jersey' on their jerseys? Yes."

Said Doherty, "I hope the Nets stay in New Jersey and we should not use any tax dollars to support professional sports teams regardless of whether they use New Jersey of their logo or not."


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Monday, August 10, 2009

NJ State Senator Threatens to Give Nets, Giants & Jets "Attitude Readjustment[s]"


Late last month a Star Ledger commentary by Steve Politi pointed out the shortcomings of the New Jersey Nets franchise, which can't get out of the Garden State and into Brooklyn quick enough:
The star-free roster. The bottom-barrel payroll passed off as cap space when it is really just the remains of a fire sale. The team is even removing the "New Jersey" from the road uniforms, as if it could possibly insult fans more.
According to PolitickerNJ.com, the New Jersey Office of Legislative Services "is drafting a bill that would prohibit the use of tax dollars to help teams that don't carry the New Jersey name."

Senate Miniority Whip Kevin O'Toole is leading the charge (which isn't limited to the lowly Nets):

"New Jersey's professional sports teams, the Nets, Jets and Giants, have no problem feeding at the taxpayer funded trough, yet seem to forget who their benefactors are when they order the teams' uniforms. The taxpayers of this state have poured hundreds of millions of dollars into infrastructure upgrades in the Meadowlands where all the teams play their home games. Is it too much to ask that professional sports teams that benefit from the support of the New Jersey taxpayer recognize the state on their uniforms?

"These teams make hundreds of millions of dollars a year. They should not receive a single concession from the state until they get an attitude readjustment."


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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

HHR at the NFL Draft Classic: Calvin Pace and the Defensive Mastermind

A former #1 draft pick himself, Calvin Pace of the New York Jets has some suggestions for rookies as well as a high endorsement of new coach Rex Ryan.

HHR @ NFL Draft Classic - Calvin Pace and the Defensive Mastermind from HHR on Vimeo.



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Have You Gotten Your BlogsWithBalls Tickets Yet?

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

USC First Rounders Plagued by Facial Pox

Read into this how you will, but I pointed out on Saturday that USC/Texans linebacker Brian Cushing appeared to have an outbreak of chicken pox at Radio City Music Hall on draft day.

He wasn't the only one. Mark Sanchez also appeared to have some sort of pox-like scars on his handsome face.


While Cushing and fellow Trojan backer Clay Matthews were cleared of previously reported failed steroid tests prior to this weekend, one has to wonder what's in the water in Southern California.

With the pandemic scare haunting Mexico and the States, you'd hope NFL team physicians will thoroughly examine their new stars.


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Have You Gotten Your BlogsWithBalls Tickets Yet?

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Not Even an Interview?

Last month, I wrote New York Jets owner Woody Johnson expressing my interest in the team's then-vacant head coaching position. I clearly outlined my experience and provided clear justification as to why I was the best man for the job. Despite acknowledgment that the team received my letter, I was never so much as contacted, nonetheless brought in for an interview. Below is my follow-up letter to Mr. Johnson expressing my displeasure with the process and, ultimately, his decision on Rex Ryan.

(Click to enlarge)


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